Sandy's Ride 🚴
You're Sandy — purple lycra, pink cap, pink socks, absolutely sending it.
Click / tap / Space to bunny-hop over every hazard.
One good hop clears anything. Time it as they roll in!
Hazards inbound:
🚲💥 Big Bike Crash
🇩🇪 German Platform Demo
🗺️ "Can I see your roadmap?"
🤖 Claude AI Slop
…and jumping employees firing questions:
🙋♀️ Stefanie
🙋♂️ Steven
🙋♀️ Katrina
🙋♂️ Jonny
🙋♂️ Hugo
🙋♀️ Hidemi
Tip: hold your nerve — banners fly at head height.